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Post  caistor_bmx on Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:53 pm

Dear Dave

Whilst biking into uni this morning an old man lept into the road infront of me and screamed at me 'fucking wanker' as I turned back he was just staring so I replied with the first thing that came into my head 'your a fucking wanker you cunt'. As far as I am aware I did nothing wrong, I bike this route everyday twice and never had any problems. I got to the next set of lights and was thinking about it and wasnt sure weather I had just imagined it?

So my question to you dave is, WTF?
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Post  lewis1641 on Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:14 pm

WTF indeed sam.

firstly thanks for writing in to the column. I have been waiting patiently for the next episode.

young man you need to realise that just because you ride the same route twice a day doesnt stop you from being a fucking wanker.

i put this to you mr caistor. the gentleman in question meerly pointed out that in his oppinion, you look like the kind of boy who would enjoy a bit of hello nurse with the ladies. i also think that. if so then you are indeed a fucker.

as for a wanker, well i've heard the rumors.

sorry sam but you need to track this mentalist down and apologise for calling him a c-nut

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Post  adi on Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:33 pm

this made me LOL for real

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Post  caistor_bmx on Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:51 pm

Dear Dave,

Thanks for the reply, I feel guilty now for been so spontaneous with a response and not considering the matter in hand. I do indeed like most males enjoy my own company from time to time. I now feel that having this pointed out with such vigour should old be taken as a compliment from the old boy in question who clearly still has a 'spring in his step' (both literal and metaphorical). I can only hope to be as sprightly at his age.

Kind regards, Wayne Kerr
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Post  lewis1641 on Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:48 pm

Laughing

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